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What do you do when attacked by a dog that is nearly smaller than your shoe?

Tue, 2006-06-20 13:38 — Joni
Kick the dumb thing and risk it's wrath because really, it is smaller than you are
20% (1 vote)
Scream like a little girl. Hey it's instinctual
40% (2 votes)
Cooly walk away. Really the dog poses no threat and is more of an annoyance.
40% (2 votes)
Total votes: 5
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Scary German Dogs...

Tue, 2006-06-20 13:16 — Joni

Oh no, and I don't mean the German Shepards or the Rottweilers... Tonight I was on a walk, not 10 feet from my door when I was 'attacked' by a shoebox sized terrier. The thing charged me, teeth bared, growlin' and barking. I mean this thing flew for me ankles at top speed.

So I did what any self respecting person in this situation would do, I hunched up and screamed like a girl. Sadly, the owners were right there to witness my bravery (or lack there of). Her response in German was pretty much
"suprised you, eh?" me, "yeah, huh." The little bugger kept at it, while its owner yelled that I was a nice lady and meant it no harm. My pride and my trust of rat sized dogs are both diminished,