Freakishly Happy

Ranting:
So two weeks ago or so, we moved the two twin bed frames that we had been using until John built our bed, into the living room so that John's parents could use them. As I'm sitting here on one of them, I have a fairly good view of underneath the other bed. I am shocked and dismayed to find that ALREADY there are dust bunnies working their way into dust-moose under there. I don't understand how this happens. How do these things breed to quickly? It's not like I've been not sweeping. I've been keeping up with that every other day or so. So how does this lint like substance suddnely appear? and not only appear but coordinate itself, and congregate in preplanned meeting places like under my beds??
This really must be stopped.